I would be sooooo happy.

[souless]

My name is Craig Tucker.
Don't piss me off, and I'm sure we can co-exist perfectly.
I don't really give two shits on what people think of me, so people's thoughts don't really have any control over what I do.
Don't ask about my family. Do you want to piss me off? Ask about them. Go ahead. I dare you.
I don't believe that looks matter much, but, if you're fucking stupid and ignorant, that's a different story now, isn't it?

If there's anything that you would need to know about me is, don't interrupt Red Racer, talk shittily about Stripe, or anything else I've listed earlier.
I may sound like an asshole, but that's cause ninety nine percent of the time, I am.
Oh, and I like to smoke, too.
Problem? Good for you.

[Woodstock Ricketts]

Craig, my man. Hello!

[buttersstotch]

O-oh, it is Craig. Hi Craig!

[souless]

@ kenny: Hello, kenny.

@ stotch: Hi, Butters... How're you..?

[buttersstotch]

Hi Craig!! I'm doing splendid!! How are you?

[souless]

I'm fine, I guess.
Thanks for asking...

[buttersstotch]

Aww shucks, you don't need to thank me for asking.